Wednesday, 16 March 2016

Local safety concerns

SMALL NEWS REPORT

New Playground Equipment 'May Occasionally' Catapault Child Into Space

Makers of a modern kid's climbing frame designed to "provide stimulating situations for challenging play" claim it is perfectly safe, though some catapaulting may occur if used incorrectly.
A representative for PlaYeQuiP commented: "Kids are bored with the usual climbing frames, monkey bars, slides, swings, they want something more adventurous. Which is why we came up with the Whirly-Slingshooter-Facesmash Play Base.
"It's fun, it's different, it may launch users beyond the pull of Earth's gravitational field."

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