Wednesday, 16 March 2016

Local eatery disgusting

SMALL NEWS REPORT

Local Gourmets' Best Kept Secret: Wok City! Wok City's Best Kept Secret: Rat Infestation!

The great food and low prices at Wok City, behind the retail park, next to the Royal Mail depot, are a jealously guarded secret by a small band of loyal diners, keen to keep the buffet eatery all to themselves!
Wok City also has something it wants to keep to itself. The kitchen is completely overun by foul diseased vermin.
New customers who want to rave about the fine Asian cuisine to friends and family, are told by regulars: "Shhh! Don't tell everyone or they'll all want to come here."
While the owners of Wok City also tell their staff: "Shhh! Don't tell the council about the disgusting rats or they'll want to come here and prosecute us for several serious health and safety violations."

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