Wednesday, 16 March 2016

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Duh! I'm Not A STICK! Brags Annoying Stick Insect

"You actually thought I was a stick. But I'm not a stick. I'm a stick INSECT!", gloated a cocky stick insect yesterday.
"He-llo? Would a stick have MANDIBLES? Would a stick have EYES, protruding from its' stick shaped, stick coloured stick-like exoskeleton? I hardly think so.
"Now that is a stick. Over there", he added, pointing to another stick insect.

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