Sunday, 27 March 2016
Wednesday, 16 March 2016
Local Gourmets' Best Kept Secret: Wok City! Wok City's Best Kept Secret: Rat Infestation!
Wok City also has something it wants to keep to itself. The kitchen is completely overun by foul diseased vermin.
New customers who want to rave about the fine Asian cuisine to friends and family, are told by regulars: "Shhh! Don't tell everyone or they'll all want to come here."
While the owners of Wok City also tell their staff: "Shhh! Don't tell the council about the disgusting rats or they'll want to come here and prosecute us for several serious health and safety violations."
Duh! I'm Not A STICK! Brags Annoying Stick Insect
"He-llo? Would a stick have MANDIBLES? Would a stick have EYES, protruding from its' stick shaped, stick coloured stick-like exoskeleton? I hardly think so.
"Now that is a stick. Over there", he added, pointing to another stick insect.
New Playground Equipment 'May Occasionally' Catapault Child Into Space
A representative for PlaYeQuiP commented: "Kids are bored with the usual climbing frames, monkey bars, slides, swings, they want something more adventurous. Which is why we came up with the Whirly-Slingshooter-Facesmash Play Base.
"It's fun, it's different, it may launch users beyond the pull of Earth's gravitational field."